1 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:21,600 Forgive me, forgive me, ah! 2 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,600 The cow, no. 3 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:01,800 - Cube cube? Cube cube, no. 4 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,800 Thank you! Forgive me. 5 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:17,400 Cafi! Cafi! Cafi! 6 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Cafi! Cafi! Cafi! 7 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:02,800 Oh, poof! 8 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:14,400 Ring, ring, go ahead and be brave. Yes, very good. 9 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:17,000 What am I doing here, a roller coaster? 10 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:20,600 Hello, who is it? 11 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,800 Hi, dear Gianni, it's Pucci. 12 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,200 Pucci who? 13 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:27,000 Your Pucci, your woman, your companion. 14 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,600 Hi, Pucci, what's up? 15 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:31,200 I'm at the radiologist's, I'm waiting for you for the x-rays. 16 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:34,200 But I'm stuck in a terrible traffic jam in Piazza Scala. 17 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:38,000 You better do them. Okay, then I'll do them. 18 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:39,200 Don't move. 19 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,000 Well. 20 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:46,600 Hold your breath. 21 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,000 Bravo. 22 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:53,800 Stomach down. On one side. Turn over. 23 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,200 Inside the belly. 24 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:59,200 Hold your breath. Good. 25 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,600 Hold your breath. 26 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,400 So, doctor, did you find anything? 27 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,400 I didn't find anything, she's fine. 28 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:12,200 Did you see? You had a lot of X-rays done and I'm fine. 29 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:16,200 Excuse me, could you do a detailed one on the duodenum? 30 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:19,200 He often suffers from stomach contractions. 31 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:21,800 - No, I won't do it anymore. Good. 32 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,800 He absorbed more radiation than a resident of Chernobyl. 33 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:28,200 Look, it's a Geiger counter. 34 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:31,200 - Damn, what a thing! See? It's at the limit. 35 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:35,000 On the other hand, the disorders he suffers from,... 36 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:37,000 ..such as insomnia, loss of appetite and nervousness,... 37 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:39,400 ..they are not physical but psychological in nature. 38 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:40,800 If I may,... 39 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:44,800 ..I advise you to see a psychiatrist. 40 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,800 What psychiatrist? I'm not going. 41 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:56,200 - You know, it's a really nice car? 42 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:59,800 Piero, why don't we buy it too? Come on. 43 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,200 But isn't it dangerous? Isn't it too close to the water? 44 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:06,400 Come on, it's beautiful, isn't it? The iodine, the waves. 45 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:10,800 - The smell of the sea, the salt water on my face. Yes! 46 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,800 The iodine, the waves. 47 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,400 The scent of the sea, the water on your face. 48 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:21,200 - The shark! The shark! There! Where? 49 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:24,000 - Stop, stop! What are you doing? Let go of the wheel! 50 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:27,000 Come on, we're going into the sea, stop! 51 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,400 But can't you see it's not a shark? It's a buoy. 52 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:33,200 What a buoy! It must be a shark under the buoy. 53 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:35,600 You didn't mistake the buoy for the shark? 54 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:37,800 Pucci, it was a shark! I saw it clearly! 55 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,400 So what do we do now? 56 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:42,400 I'll take care of it now. I'll make a phone call. 57 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,600 Hello, I'm an ACI member. I've been shipwrecked. 58 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:02,000 Pucci? Pucci, are you sleeping? 59 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:05,000 - I was sleeping. I can't sleep. 60 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:06,400 Did you take a sleeping pill? 61 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:09,000 Yes, but it doesn't work. I'm addicted. 62 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,800 - Count the sheep. Thanks, good night. 63 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,400 - Good night. Hello. 64 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:18,000 If I didn't have you, how would I sleep? 65 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:24,800 1 sheep, 2 sheep, 3 sheep, 4... 66 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:31,200 4 sheep, 5... Pucci, Pucci! 67 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:34,000 - What's up? There are thieves, I hear a noise. 68 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:38,600 - Of course not? I heard it! There's no noise. 69 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:48,000 I pull out my gun. 38 Magnum. 70 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:51,200 Every night the same story. 71 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:22,600 There's no one there. Hmm. I thought I heard a noise. 72 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:28,400 6 sheep, 7 sheep, 8 sheep, 9 sheep,... 73 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:32,200 ..10 sheep... 11 sheep. 74 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:35,800 1 million 724 thousand 226 sheep,... 75 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:39,600 1 million seven... mil... 76 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,000 What a lovely sleep I had. 77 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:58,800 Hey, wake up, Pucci. 78 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:06,200 Gianni? Gianni? 79 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:10,800 Ps, come on, come here, quickly. Come on, come here. 80 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,000 - Quiet. Easy, easy. 81 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:24,200 - Shut up. Shut up! Just a moment. Be quiet, okay? 82 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:30,200 Gianni, Gianni! 83 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:33,000 - Huh? Yeah? How's the sketch? Do you like it? 84 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:37,600 - Look at that.- Eh, but... Is she better with blonde hair? 85 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:42,600 - I'd shorten her shorts. But... 86 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,600 Beast, I'm blind! I can't see anymore! 87 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:45,600 Guys! 88 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,200 Oh my God, I feel sick. 89 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,600 I feel sick! Guys, my eyes! 90 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,400 What the hell is there to laugh about? Ha-ha-ha! 91 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:03,600 - It's a joke. No, I'm not joking. What are you laughing at? 92 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:06,600 - But you were sleeping. It was just for fun, don't get angry. 93 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,200 Are you kidding? I'm sick, guys, I can't. 94 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,600 - You can't play these tricks on me.He's sick! 95 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:14,400 Okay, leave me alone, go on! 96 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,600 Can I tell you something? You're an idiot. 97 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:21,800 Oh, Gianni. Look at this stuff. 98 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:23,600 I understand why you're always so nervous. 99 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,800 Because you don't go to women, you don't have adventures. 100 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:29,000 Well, maybe that's true, but on the other hand,... 101 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:32,200 ..thoughts, work, and I have a Cobas-like relationship with Pucci. 102 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,800 Meaning what? 103 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,000 I abstain. 104 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,000 And you think. And it's normal. 105 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:41,600 When you're always with a woman, you kill all desire. 106 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:44,200 - Look here, are you interested? What is it? 107 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:47,600 Furnished studio apartment with outdoor bar, 700,000 euros per month. 108 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,800 I'll take it and we'll split the costs, okay? 109 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,400 We're basically doing fifty-fifty. 110 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:55,400 Look, I don't care. I could never betray Pucci. 111 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,618 Yes, good, you're saying that now, even though 112 00:11:57,630 --> 00:11:59,400 you're not married yet. What about later? 113 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:03,000 - After what? After... 114 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,200 You'll come to me, begging and drooling. 115 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:08,000 Piero, give me the keys, I hooked up with 2 Brazilian girls in Obaoba. 116 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,200 - Look, I won't give you the keys. I know. 117 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:14,200 - Bertani? The boss wants it. Yes, go to the boss, go. 118 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,600 So, ideas for the advertising campaign... 119 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:20,000 ..of the mineral water from the Pianora spa. 120 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,600 How are we doing? 121 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:25,000 - Deng! Prego? 122 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:28,200 Thumb plus okay equals 10. It means we're doing well. 123 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:31,000 Then he came up with the slogan for mineral water. 124 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,800 - Yes, of course. Well, explain it to me, tell me. 125 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:37,800 So, wait a minute... Um... here's the mind going. 126 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,800 He works like a beast. 127 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:44,000 Well, no, wait. Here, maybe behind this. 128 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:47,600 No, the pens. You always have to... Oh, there you go! 129 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:51,600 Found it, found it! This one... is from last year. 130 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:56,000 The helmet, remember? The helmet, yes, pom! Down and helmet. 131 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,800 The helmet. So... 132 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,000 Ah, here it is, found it. 133 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,600 Wait, okay? Just a minute. Found it, huh? Look. 134 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:08,600 Here. One... like this... 135 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,800 I studied it all night. 136 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,200 A concert, a concert. 137 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,800 - Am I going? Tell me, tell me. 138 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:19,600 The mineral water of Pianora... gives. 139 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,600 - Continue. Finished, come on, enough, closed. 140 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:26,000 I don't quite understand. Come on, what? 141 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:29,600 Afterwards, the consumer imagines what he wants. 142 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:34,600 Give lightness, health, euphoria, yahoo! Give! 143 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,400 Come on, come on, don't you want to? 144 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:39,200 Oh well, let's find another one, you know how many there are... 145 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,400 - What's up? Stop, stop, and don't move. 146 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:50,600 Don't move, for God's sake. There's a hairy spider. 147 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:54,200 Behind her, stop! A very hairy spider. 148 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,600 He's jumping on her. 149 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,600 - I don't see anything. But I see it! 150 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:01,800 What, I don't see anything? It's right behind her. Stop. 151 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,800 She's a merry widow! Stop! 152 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,800 Stop, I'll catch him! Stop right there! 153 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:12,000 - Hey, hey, calm down. He jumped on me! 154 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,800 You catch him! No, I'll catch him, me! 155 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:17,800 The spider! The spider! 156 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,600 The root cause of many mental disorders... 157 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,600 ..it's the stress, due to competition,... 158 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:26,600 ..in pursuit of success, with a commitment to work... 159 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:29,000 ..which goes beyond physiological limits. 160 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,800 This explains the irritability, the insomnia,... 161 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:35,000 ..loss of appetite and above all worrying phenomena... 162 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,800 ..like visions. You see the hairy spider. 163 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000 There was the spider! 164 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,400 - The shark. There was, there was. The shark was there. 165 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:47,000 - The invisible thief. He was there, I heard him. 166 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,600 These hallucinations indicate... 167 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,400 ..a worsening of the situation. 168 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,800 They are an indication of an ego... 169 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,600 ..which goes towards the dark path of schizophrenia. 170 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,600 She must be schizophrenic! I'm not schizophrenic. 171 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:05,800 I'm not crazy. You are crazy. It shows. 172 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:09,200 - He's crazy, he's crazy. Calm down, Puccio. 173 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:12,000 I recommend immediate hospitalization in my clinic. 174 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:15,000 Intensive electroshock therapy is ideal. 175 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,000 Let her do the electroshocks. 176 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:20,800 Actually, Professor Paolini, it doesn't seem that dramatic to me. 177 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,600 Maybe a vacation would do him some good. 178 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,600 If I were her, I wouldn't be so sure. 179 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:29,400 Because she's not herself. Instead, she loves me. 180 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:33,200 And she hates me, with those eyes. Look how she pierces me. 181 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:37,000 It pierces me, I feel it. Take me away, take me away. 182 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,400 Do you see it? Persecution mania. 183 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:43,600 You can even take him on holiday to the high mountains, to rest. 184 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:48,000 I can't leave Milan, professor. 185 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,800 I have to do the mineral water campaign. 186 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,600 Pucci, come on, I have to do it. I have to find a new slogan. 187 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:56,200 Maybe I have. It just occurred to me now. 188 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,000 Seeing her, it occurred to me, bang! 189 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:03,000 So, one... "Pianora mineral water: nice and fresh." 190 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,400 - Did you pay the bill? Yes. 191 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,800 - Puccio, the scarf. It's cold. Pucci, not the scarf. 192 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,800 - Hello. Welcome to Cervinia. Thank you. 193 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:40,400 Good morning. 194 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:46,000 Welcome, Mr. and Mrs. Bertani. We've reserved room 212 for you. 195 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,600 I'm going up, okay? 196 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:54,400 - Pucci, what floor are we on? But Puccio, 212: second floor. 197 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,600 The third one was better. It was higher up, with more air. 198 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:02,400 Good morning. 199 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:05,400 What's the matter, Puccio? 200 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:08,000 Help, there's a bear. 201 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,000 There's a bear. Honey, Pucci! 202 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:14,400 - Run away! A bear! Save yourself! Sweetheart, calm down. 203 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,400 - It'll crush me, but not you! Puccio, Puccio! 204 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,000 - There it is! It's like a shark. 205 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,800 - No, that was there. Think about it. It can't be there. 206 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:28,800 - There it is: fierce, with whiskers, nails! Enough, calm down. 207 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,200 - Open up. There it is! 208 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:34,400 - Open up. Well, you open up, then. Go. 209 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:37,600 Murderer! 210 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,400 Hi, did you like my mask? 211 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,200 Of course you are invited too. 212 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:45,800 - Let's have a masquerade party. A party, are you happy? 213 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:46,600 No. 214 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,200 - Well, let's go up to the bedroom. Just a moment. 215 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,200 - Let's go on foot, it's better. PUFFS 216 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,200 Walk, it's good for you, come on. 217 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,200 How cute are the masks, huh? 218 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,600 - How do I look dressed as a troglodyte?- Go, go. 219 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:06,200 Ouch! But who knows you? 220 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:09,400 Goalkeeper, it's them or me! 221 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,600 - Come on, Puccio. I'm leaving the hotel! 222 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,400 It's been years since I've seen this much snow. 223 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:21,400 Now I'm going to take a nice descent down to the valley. 224 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,600 Yes, but be careful. I haven't skied in 15 years. 225 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:27,400 - No, it must be 20-22 years. So what? 226 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,800 Remember that skiing is like riding a bicycle. 227 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:32,800 - You never forget... Never? Hello. 228 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,600 But how good I am. I'm better than Tomba. 229 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:43,200 - Puccio? What's up? Am I okay? 230 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:47,000 Yes, but be careful. They told me it's foggy that way. 231 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:52,000 We live in Milan. I'm used to the fog. Bye. 232 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:56,800 - One, two...- Track! Who's pushing me? Oh my God! 233 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000 Help, Pucci. I slipped. 234 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,400 I'm right in the "checc". 235 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:04,400 In the "checc"! It's a black slope. Slope, make way! 236 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,200 Help, track, track! 237 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,400 How do I do it? Help! 238 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:13,600 Here, I straighten up. No, I won't straighten up anymore. 239 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,200 Forget about Tombolo! Here I am tombolo! 240 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:18,800 Oh my God, a precipice! No! 241 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:29,600 Oh, beast, what a pain. What a pain! Oh. 242 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:33,400 Did I break my leg? Luckily, I didn't hurt anything. 243 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:38,800 Help, I'm here! Pucci, Pu... 244 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:41,600 Is he sewing me? 245 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:50,400 Did she fall into the crevasse too? 246 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,400 Now I'll help her get out, okay? 247 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,800 Can you hear me? Stop. 248 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:18,000 Here, here. 249 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,800 Wait, I'll take it out now. 250 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:27,000 Come on, lean on me. Just like that, slowly, slowly. 251 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,000 Easy, don't resist. Here. 252 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,800 How cold it is. It's freezing. 253 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,600 Like this. How heavy it is. 254 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:42,200 But miss... Come on, miss. 255 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,400 Is she crazy to go around like this? 256 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,600 Stay still. But what are you doing? 257 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:51,600 You see? He drank too much at the party last night. 258 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:54,400 But how can you go around disguised like that? 259 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,400 Stop. It's cold, huh? I guess he's cold. 260 00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:00,200 Wait, I have a nice jacket, I'll put it on him now. 261 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:04,000 Here, look, I'll warm it up like this. 262 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,800 How's it going? Better, right? 263 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:10,600 Come on, pull yourself together. Come on, miss. 264 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,200 She's not breathing. Could she be dead? 265 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:20,600 He's not breathing. Miss! 266 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000 I have to do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. 267 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,000 As the ACI manual says. 268 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:29,400 Pucci... Pucci... 269 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:02,800 Huk, hak, hak. 270 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:07,800 Huh? I... don't know French. 271 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:11,200 Huk, hak hak. 272 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:16,200 But... What a cold tongue. Why did he lick me? 273 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:21,000 I don't understand. Listen! The tractor! They're coming to get us. 274 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,200 Cover yourself. They're coming for us. 275 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,600 We are safe, we are safe. 276 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:36,200 Help, I'm here. I'm an ACI member. 277 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,600 You and the cat. SOS, SOS! 278 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,800 Stop, stop! 279 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,200 I found a woman without a fur coat. 280 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:57,800 Stop, I'm here. Honey, Pucci! What happened? 281 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:00,400 - Puccio, are you hurt? Are you thinking about it? I found a woman. 282 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,800 A naked woman, down in the snow. 283 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,000 - Anything broken? Go down, it's over there. 284 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:08,200 - A naked girl, with skins.- And the jacket? 285 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:12,200 - I gave it to her, she was naked. You'll get pneumonia. 286 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,600 No, pneumonia. I'm fine. Can you believe it? A Swede. 287 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:19,000 - The ones who walk around like that. There's no one there. 288 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,400 - Just this jacket here. What, just the jacket? 289 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:25,600 - Just this one. Let's move. Go make the phone call. 290 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:29,400 - Honey, I saw her, she was there. Puccio, there was no one there. 291 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,800 Why, no one! I saw it with my own eyes. 292 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:35,000 - I touched it. It was there. Calm down, Puccio. 293 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,000 Some research needs to be done. 294 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:42,200 Miss! Hey! 295 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:50,600 Miss! Answer! 296 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,600 We're here! Here we are! 297 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:03,000 Hey! Miss! 298 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,200 Rest assured, we're suspending the search. 299 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,800 - But how are you suspending the search! Thank you, thank you. 300 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,000 - Maybe my boyfriend had...- But... 301 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:22,200 - Maybe I was hallucinating. No! 302 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:25,000 He's a little exhausted. Even the doctors said that... 303 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,000 Enough! You're all pissing me off. 304 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,200 You, you, you, and you! And the Alpine soldier too! 305 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:36,000 - Are you ready or not? Here I am, Puccio, just a moment. 306 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,800 You're long! 307 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,800 Hibernation has become a big deal in the US. 308 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,600 Those with incurable diseases ask to be frozen... 309 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,000 ..at the time of death,... 310 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,800 ..to be brought back to life in the future,... 311 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,800 ..when medicine has found a cure. 312 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,200 Walt Disney himself, the pope... 313 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:59,600 ...of Mickey Mouse, many years ago, at the time of his death... 314 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:02,800 ..he chose hibernation. Pucci, come and see. 315 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,200 - They're talking about hibernation. So what? 316 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,000 - So I understand everything. Understand what? 317 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:12,600 Suppose that girl I found under the snow... 318 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,400 ..if it had been there for a year or two. 319 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:18,000 She was frozen while she was having the masquerade party... 320 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:22,200 ..and she fell into the crevasse. It could very well be. Hear that? 321 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,800 According to scientists perfecting the project,... 322 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,200 ...the chances that upon thawing... 323 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,600 ..bodily functions can be fully restored... 324 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,800 ..they're getting higher and higher. You're not giving up, are you? 325 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:36,000 It was there. I saw it. It was inside the ice. 326 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:40,000 And then? And then... I don't know. 327 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:54,200 What are you doing? Biting my ear? 328 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,200 - Hold me tight. Why? 329 00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:58,800 Don't you understand? 330 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,800 I'm exhausted, I don't feel anything. 331 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,800 But you haven't heard anything for six months! 332 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:16,600 1 sheep, 2 sheep, 3 sheep, 4 sheep, 5 sheep, 6 sheep... 333 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,600 1,700,151 sheep,... 334 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,600 ..1 million 700 thousand 152 sheep... 335 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,800 1 million 700 thousand 192 sheep. 336 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:51,000 1,700,193 sheep,... 337 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,200 ..1 million 700 thousand 194 sheep. 338 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:57,000 - 1,700,195 sheep. 339 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,600 1 million 700 thousand 196 sheep. 340 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,000 - 1 million 700 thousand 197 sheep. 341 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,000 1 million 700 thousand 198... 342 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:12,400 Pucci, Pucci! 343 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,000 Pucci, Pucci! 344 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,600 - Wake up, damn you, you're always sleeping! What's the matter? 345 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:33,600 Do you see anything outside? 346 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,200 - What do you see, Pucci? Mountains. 347 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:41,000 Yes, the mountains. Can't you see anything from the window? 348 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,600 And yet... And yet it isn't there. 349 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,000 Pucci, didn't you hear a growl? 350 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:56,800 - Puccio, that's called a growl. Come on. 351 00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,000 Go to sleep, love, keep sleeping. 352 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,400 Puccio, what are you doing? 353 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,000 I'm leaving. 354 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:11,400 - And what do I do? Do I come with you? No, stay. Keep sleeping. 355 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,600 Pucci is a good girl. 356 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,400 But he has one flaw: he's always sleeping. 357 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:22,400 He sleeps too much, and then there's no more snow. A little green, finally. 358 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,400 Off track! We're going over! 359 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,200 Are you crazy? You want to get me killed, huh? 360 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,800 Who gave you permission to get in my car? 361 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,400 And don't lick me! 362 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,800 I have to call. I have to call for help. 363 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,200 Holy shit. Hello? 364 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:06,600 ACI member. Card number 7724757473. 365 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,000 I flipped over. 366 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,600 On the Milan-Cervinia line. 367 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,200 - I ask for immediate assistance. 368 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,800 ACI operator, please hold the line. 369 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:20,000 A miracle! But... 370 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:24,200 - But what's going on? Be careful. 371 00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:27,000 Aci, I haven't tipped over again. 372 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,600 Rescue suspended. Thank you. 373 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,600 There you go. I finally figured out who you are. 374 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,600 You are the strength of a hundred arms. Pasta Matic! 375 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,400 - Tick. Yes, Tick. Let's be clear. 376 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:45,400 At the first police station, I'll drop you off and off you go. 377 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:49,000 Kaputt, run, away, go, I know. 378 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,400 It went like this. But... 379 00:29:58,600 --> 00:29:59,800 But what does he do? 380 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,200 Did you lose something? 381 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,200 A hare? 382 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,000 Let her down! 383 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:16,200 I get it: you're a poacher. 384 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:20,000 No, thanks, I don't like game. You can keep it. 385 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,200 Then you'll eat it tonight. 386 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:25,600 You make it in psalms. Psalms, you understand? 387 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,800 No! Are you crazy? Are you eating a live hare? 388 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,400 Give it to me. Poor thing, look at her. 389 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,200 Maybe he's looking for his mother. Shame on him! 390 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:40,000 - Ogna? Yes. Bye. Should I let her go? 391 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:43,800 - Are you? Yes, are we keeping a live hare? 392 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:47,200 Go. She had even grown fond of him. Look. 393 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:52,000 Look how it goes! Hello, little onion! 394 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:56,200 What a jump! Look! Puff! 395 00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:03,000 Please, come in. Walk. 396 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,800 Eat a live hare. 397 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,400 Nice outfit. What is it, ready-to-wear? 398 00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:19,400 It's a... ocelot, mink? 399 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:24,200 Or, ah, maybe it's Swedish lamb. 400 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:29,800 - Cube-cube. Ah, beautiful beast. I like it. 401 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,400 I know her, she's that beast that has a beak and goes... 402 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:36,800 Listen, what's your name? 403 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:39,000 - What's your name? Name? 404 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:43,200 Oh, yeah, you're a foreigner. We can't communicate. 405 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,800 Your name, that is... 406 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:49,400 "My name, I'm from Tartar de la ler..." 407 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:52,400 I, Gianni. 408 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:57,800 - Me, Gianni. No, me, me Gianni. 409 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,000 You, another name, a woman: Ingrid... 410 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:04,800 I don't know, Marta, Greta... 411 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,400 - Io, Hook. Hook? 412 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:11,800 - Huk, Huk. Nice name. Nordic, you can tell. 413 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:26,200 Here. Sorry for the break, but I need to make a 10. 414 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,000 My tank is half full, but I prefer it to be full. 415 00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,400 Oh, it's automatic, better. So, I'll put the deca here. 416 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:34,200 Here. 417 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:46,400 What's wrong? No, don't do that! 418 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,000 No, are you crazy? 419 00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,600 Are you crazy? What have you done? 420 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:59,000 You're crazy! Leave him, stop it! 421 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,800 Now I'll take you somewhere. Now see where I'll take you. 422 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:05,000 Stop. Come on, you're a public danger. 423 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,400 Public danger number one. And don't smoke. 424 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:09,800 And don't talk! 425 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,000 Don't walk! 426 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:17,000 Everything could blow up at any moment. 427 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:21,400 Don't make a sound! Don't walk! 428 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:34,161 Huk, now wait for me for five minutes. I'll 429 00:33:34,173 --> 00:33:36,600 be right back, I'm going to visit a relative. 430 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,400 I'll put the safety on for you. Understand? 431 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:43,600 Don't move, just stay there, stop. 432 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:48,800 Stay there, don't worry. Listen to the radio. Good. 433 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,400 - Good morning, sister. Good morning. 434 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,400 I'm looking for Professor Paolini for an emergency admission. 435 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,800 - I'll take her to the chief physician. Thanks. You're staying there, okay? 436 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:00,400 I am very proud of her. 437 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:04,600 It's not often that a patient comes spontaneously. 438 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:06,400 Please, come in, sit down. 439 00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,800 For her, I would start with a good sleep treatment. 440 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,400 I just have a free room. 441 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,000 Thanks, but it's not for me. 442 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,400 I'm fine. Really fine... 443 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:21,800 ..good, good, good. Here. 444 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,200 In full health, that's how I am. I feel good. 445 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:27,200 - Who did you come for, then? Another person. 446 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,600 Another person. 447 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,000 - Excuse me? Another person! 448 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:37,600 - Hey! Where is she? Why didn't you bring her? 449 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:38,800 Okay, then I'll talk. 450 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:41,000 So, she's a woman. 451 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:45,200 A girl who... is crazy. She's really crazy. If she sees her... 452 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,600 In fact, after he sees it, he takes it and puts it inside immediately. 453 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,000 Just to give you a small example. 454 00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:55,000 First I stop the car, she gets out, finds a hare. 455 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:58,800 He runs, zin zin, to catch it, and bang, he catches the hare. 456 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,200 He wanted to quarter her and eat her alive. But how? 457 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,200 Tell me how to eat a live hare. 458 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,400 She said: Huk. 459 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:08,600 He speaks Swedish or Finnish, a Nordic language. 460 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:12,000 And I: no, no hare. Throw it away. I caught the hare. 461 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,800 Phew! She ran away, like a hare, didn't she? 462 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,600 Then, afterward, I stopped for gas. 463 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:21,600 I'm about to put the pump on and she, pom! jumps on it. 464 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:25,400 He takes the pump and throws it away and grrr. 465 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,600 This is really crazy. 466 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:32,200 But you have to be careful because it's very strong. 467 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:35,400 He has such Herculean strength that Maciste is nothing compared to him. 468 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,400 You think he lifted the jeep? He went "shack"! 469 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,000 With the jeep. He lifted the jeep. 470 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,200 Now I'll explain to you how I met her. 471 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,600 I was skiing. Swish! No, help, help! 472 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,600 Ah, I'm going down, stop me! 473 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:50,400 I go down a ravine and bang, I find it in the ice. 474 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,200 Like... Not in an ice cream shop. 475 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,800 I mean, like. I'll heat it up,... 476 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:59,400 ..he comes out with the leather clothes, like this,... 477 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,800 ..and he licks me and I say, "How can he lick me?" 478 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,600 Sorry, you can't lick me. I have a girlfriend. 479 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,600 Afterwards, we feel bad. 480 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,800 Let's be clear. Ah, here they are. 481 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,800 Very good. Professor, very kind of you, thank you. 482 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,600 Well, do you want to follow me? 483 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:18,600 No, no, no. 484 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,600 Who is it? No. Wait, stop. 485 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,400 I'm not the crazy one. I don't want to be here! 486 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,600 I'm an ACI member! 487 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,400 Help, help! 488 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:37,800 I want a lawyer, the police, the firefighters. Help! 489 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:42,400 But can't anyone hear me? Free me! 490 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:47,400 Pucci! 491 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:51,600 I'm getting out of here. I'm getting out of here! 492 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,400 Oh my God, oh my God. 493 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,600 Oh my God, oh my God. 494 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,000 Knock, Knock! 495 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:31,800 Please. 496 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,600 Do something for me. 497 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:39,600 Come on, free me. Come on, come on! 498 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,800 You have the strength of a hundred arms! 499 00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:43,800 Come on, continue! 500 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,200 Good, good! Get me out. 501 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,800 Slowly, I'm tipping over! Slowly! 502 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:55,600 What do I do? I'm in a harness. 503 00:37:55,600 --> 00:38:00,200 Wait. They thought I was crazy, but I'm not! 504 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,400 I can't do it, what should I do? 505 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:06,200 No, child abuse! Don't do it! No, no! 506 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:09,200 What did you do? What did you do? 507 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:12,200 I'm free. Free! 508 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:15,400 The keys. We have to find them. Wait, I can't. 509 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:20,200 Here it is, found it. The key! Come on, let's go. Quick, run away. 510 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:27,400 You hurt me like crazy. 511 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,600 - Let's see the new patient. He should have calmed down by now. 512 00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,200 Did he run away? 513 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:50,600 No one has ever broken the bars. 514 00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:01,600 There you go, the journey's over, period. Enough, no more talk of it. 515 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:06,800 Down, down, down. See you later, up, up, down! 516 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:13,200 Come on. I can't take you anymore. I'm going crazy. 517 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:17,000 I can't take it anymore! Understand? You made me... What's wrong? 518 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:21,400 But don't lick me! I don't care if you lick me. 519 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:26,000 Please. You had me locked up in that place. 520 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:29,800 You freed me, yes. But from now on, our paths diverge. 521 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:33,600 They're splitting up. Enough, enough. Bye. 522 00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:37,200 Enough. I can't take it anymore. Any more. Enough. 523 00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,400 You're crazy. 524 00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,000 I regret 525 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:49,000 What's up now? 526 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,400 I regret 527 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,600 She's crying. Pucci is always crying too. 528 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,800 All the women start crying. 529 00:39:58,600 --> 00:39:59,800 Huk, Huk. 530 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:05,200 What, Huk? Don't make me cry. 531 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,800 - Please. Huk. 532 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:11,800 Oh no, Huk! It was nice that we met. 533 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,600 We've done a lot of things together, but now I have to go. 534 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:19,600 I can't. I see you're without your purse. 535 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:24,400 I can help you. I'll give you this money. 536 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,000 Money. 537 00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,000 Here, that's 100,000 lire. 538 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:33,200 They're for eating. 539 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,800 Ahh, to eat, maybe... 540 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:42,800 You're even crazier. And I'm leaving you, understand? 541 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:44,800 Make do with your eccentricities. 542 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,800 Go, that's enough. That's enough. 543 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,200 HI. 544 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,200 - But do you love me? Of course I love you. 545 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:32,200 - And how much do you love me? So much, so much. 546 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,400 - Tell me again. I love you. 547 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,400 - But how much do you love me? So much. 548 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,600 - How much? A lot. 549 00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,800 - Tell me again. I love you so much. 550 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,600 - Mr. Bertani? Who are you? 551 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,800 - It's me, your neighbor. Ah, it's you, Colonel. 552 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,600 - But wasn't it in the mountains? Enough mountains, enough. 553 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:11,600 But what is he wearing? 554 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:16,200 - It's a new windbreaker, to warm your hands. THEY LAUGH 555 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,000 Wait a minute. Come see these wonderful oranges. 556 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,200 I dedicated all my free time to it. 557 00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,600 I'm proud of them. Do you like them? 558 00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,000 - Yes! Last year it froze,... 559 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,600 ..but this time look how big and pulpy they are. 560 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:34,600 - Half a kilo each. No! I hate even picking them. 561 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:38,400 Excuse me, but I have to go. Congratulations. 562 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,000 - Why? For the oranges. 563 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,800 Oh, thank you. You're welcome, you're welcome. 564 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,200 - Goodbye. Goodbye. 565 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,400 Just a moment, just a moment. 566 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,400 - Hello, who is it? It's me, Puccio. 567 00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:02,200 I was worried. I've been calling you for two hours. 568 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,400 Did you have a travel mishap? 569 00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:08,600 Lots of setbacks. Remember the frozen Swedish? 570 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:10,400 Are you starting again? 571 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,200 Rather, are you having fun or not? 572 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:16,000 Why don't you come back to me? I miss you. 573 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,400 No, I prefer to stay home. I have a lot to do. 574 00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:22,600 I have to think of a slogan. I have to clean everything. Hello, huh? 575 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:26,800 - Then I'll come back. No, stay there, it's nice. 576 00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:30,000 There's an express train tomorrow at 6pm. Will you pick me up at the station? 577 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:34,400 Okay, I'll be there tomorrow at 6:00. Bye now, love, bye. 578 00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:35,400 And the pelvis? 579 00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:36,800 But how come, the pelvis too? 580 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,000 And. 581 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:39,600 At that time... 582 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:15,800 626 sheep, 627 sheep,... 583 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,600 ..628 sheep. 584 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:21,800 A noise! The thieves. 585 00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:27,600 No, I imagined it. Pucci always says that too. 586 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:33,400 No, there it is! There it is! A noise! 587 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,400 Damn it, the thieves. 588 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,000 I'll show it to you. 589 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:48,400 I pull out my gun. Magnum .38. 590 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,000 Stop, you dirty thieves! 591 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:11,200 Get down! Stop! Get out of my house! I'm armed! 592 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,000 I'm shooting, huh? 593 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:19,000 - He shoots. Really? He shoots. 594 00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:20,200 Watch out, I'm shooting, okay? 595 00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:21,800 - And shoot. Pucci, forgive me. 596 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,200 Cowards, you're taking advantage of me because I'm alone. Help! 597 00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:34,000 Security guards! I'm an ACI member! 598 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:38,000 - Scream, no one can hear anyway. Oh, no? Colonel! 599 00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:41,400 - You wanted to shoot us, huh? Yes. Now we're going to beat you to death. 600 00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:46,400 Ah! What pain! What insane pain! 601 00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:50,000 If only I were free, I'd take you and split you in two. 602 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:51,800 Leave him, leave him alone. 603 00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:54,600 Yes, what do you have, what...? 604 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,800 Oh, I'm free! 605 00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:11,800 Are you done, idiot? 606 00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:31,400 Let's go away, let's run away! 607 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,600 Huk! You did well to come! 608 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,800 I'm happy to see you again. Very much. 609 00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:40,800 - I love you. Excuse me? 610 00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:45,200 You love me too, so much, so much. 611 00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:55,400 You caught me off guard. I can't, I have another woman. 612 00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:59,600 - Another woman? Yes, Pucci. No, no. 613 00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:05,600 Beautiful! This fur coat is so cute! How soft. 614 00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,800 You did well to throw away your cubu-cubu. 615 00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:11,400 That was all... This is better. Take it off, though. 616 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:14,800 It's very hot in here. You'd better take it out. 617 00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,400 Beast, what a thing! 618 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:20,400 Hold it up,... 619 00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:24,600 ..because then it gets that sauna-like heat. 620 00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:28,800 Then you lose weight. Skinny like this. And a skinny woman is very pretty. 621 00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:30,800 It's getting late. 622 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:34,800 We have to... I mean, you have to go home. It's my house. 623 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,800 Go, please. Thank you for everything you've done. 624 00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,000 What's wrong? 625 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,800 Haven't booked any hotels? 626 00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:46,800 Oh, okay. Stay here tonight. 627 00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:49,200 Only tonight, because Pucci is arriving tomorrow. 628 00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:54,200 Suppose he sees you here. He's not very friendly with women. 629 00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:57,400 Then I'll make you stay here. 630 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:02,600 Oh well. Au, au! 631 00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:07,200 Huk, I'd like to give you some Italian lessons. 632 00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,200 - Unction. Lesson. 633 00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:13,000 - Lesson. Okay? Wonderful?- Ful! 634 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:17,000 Sit down, up here, on the couch. Don't you even have couches? 635 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:20,800 Okay, wait. Let's turn on the TV. 636 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,000 Here. What's up? Are you scared? 637 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,400 Don't you even have a TV at home? 638 00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:30,400 Not even that? The usual lucky ones. 639 00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:32,400 Donna. 640 00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:34,600 Donna. 641 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,600 Man. Horse. 642 00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:42,800 - Horse. No, with two Ls. Horse. 643 00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:44,600 Horse. 644 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:48,000 - Tree. Tree. 645 00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:51,800 Great. 646 00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,800 - Boat. Boat on the sea. 647 00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,600 - Deng! En! 648 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,400 - Man with fire. Fire. 649 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,800 Great. Recess, drrr! 650 00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:14,200 Wait a minute, or I'll get sleepy. I'll smoke a cigarette. 651 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:18,800 See if you can find some fire? I can't find my lighter. 652 00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,600 - Fire. Yes, fire, fire. 653 00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:23,600 I can't find it. Where is it? 654 00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,600 Now I understand who you are: Silvan. 655 00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:44,000 Okay, let's continue. 656 00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:47,200 Tiger. 657 00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:53,000 Evil tiger! Man-eating. 658 00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:56,400 What the hell, man-eating! You broke my TV! 659 00:50:56,400 --> 00:51:00,400 But it costs a fortune! 660 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,200 Holy crap, a one-and-a-half-head TV. 661 00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:06,800 What do I do with the remote control now? Come on! 662 00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:11,600 Here, this is the bathroom. 663 00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:14,000 - Bathroom. Bathroom. You want to wash up, right? 664 00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:17,800 - I'll get you a towel now. Hand. 665 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,400 - Yes, towel. Hand. 666 00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:23,800 - Well, you know, water... there. Water. 667 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:27,400 - Excuse me. Water. 668 00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:34,400 Water. Water! 669 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000 Here's a nice clean towel. 670 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,800 Come on, take it. 671 00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:45,800 But how disgusting! 672 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,800 Are you washing yourself in the toilet? 673 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:52,200 But no, this is water. 674 00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:57,600 Water, water, water! 675 00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:00,800 This is where you wash. Do you understand? 676 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:03,800 Water, water 677 00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:07,800 He wants to wash his back, but I won't even wash Pucci's. 678 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:18,600 - Gianni? Yes? 679 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:23,200 No! Are you crazy? 680 00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:25,400 What are you doing? 681 00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:29,400 - I'm not cold. But I'm very hot. No! 682 00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:34,200 Come on. Listen, we're going to sleep now, you understand? 683 00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:38,800 - I'm sleeping. Me here, sofa and me here. 684 00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:43,200 - You over there, in the bedroom. Bed. 685 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:47,200 - Good night, bye.- 'Night. Good night, go over there.' 686 00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:51,000 What is this here? 687 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,600 1 sheep, 2 sheep, 3 sheep, 4 sheep... 688 00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:03,800 But... But what are you doing? 689 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,800 Sleep, sleep! 690 00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:10,000 But you sleep over there, not here. 691 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:13,600 You don't understand. Come on, UK, come on. Sorry. 692 00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:17,400 Sleep! 693 00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:22,200 Over there, you can't do it here, okay? 694 00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:31,600 Pucci, Pucci! 695 00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:35,200 What do I have to do for you. 696 00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:14,200 Gianni, Gianni. 697 00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:18,400 Enough sleep. Gianni? 698 00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:26,800 What have you done? 699 00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:30,800 - Huk, beautiful. I understand who you are. 700 00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:33,600 Sitting Bull. 701 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,600 You know, Huk? I've never slept so well... 702 00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,400 ..like this night. 703 00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:42,800 It almost seems like a miracle. Actually, it is a miracle. 704 00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:50,800 Eat. 705 00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:54,800 Oranges, how I like them. 706 00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:58,600 Where did you get them? They weren't in the refrigerator. 707 00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,200 Oh, I see. You went grocery shopping. 708 00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:07,400 Oranges on the tree. Huk on the tree. Bravo! 709 00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:14,200 They'll weigh about half a kilo. Don't let that be true. 710 00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:18,600 Mr. Bertani! Come right away! 711 00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:23,200 It's true! It's true! 712 00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,800 - Huk, quickly! Mr. Bertani. 713 00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:28,200 I'm coming! Quick, clean yourself. 714 00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:31,000 Wash yourself, get lost! Cover yourself, cover them! 715 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:34,800 Put on the blanket. I'm coming, I'm coming! 716 00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:41,200 - Good morning, Colonel. Tell me. Good morning. The thieves! 717 00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:44,400 - There were thieves last night. Yes, mine too! 718 00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:47,200 - Look, they broke the door. What did they take from you? 719 00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:49,200 - They went up first, didn't they? Yes. 720 00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:53,400 Then downstairs and into the living room. They... No, they didn't steal anything. 721 00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:57,000 - They took my oranges. The oranges? 722 00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,200 All of them. Beautiful, golden. 723 00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:01,600 You must complain to the residence management. 724 00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:04,800 Put in custodians, armed guards, Dobermans. 725 00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:08,800 Yes, I will definitely support it at the next meeting. 726 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:12,200 - The support. Goodbye. Goodbye. 727 00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:17,600 Look, I'm at the bottom, eh? "Run," Colonel! "Go!" 728 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:21,200 Pure thief. 729 00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:23,600 You're a thief too. 730 00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:27,600 How could you steal from the Colonel? Why? Shame on you. 731 00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:33,800 But where does this one come from? What country could she be from? Who knows! 732 00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:41,400 Huk Tree. Gianni Tree. 733 00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:44,800 Huk Tree. All Trees. 734 00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:47,000 You're Russian, I understand. 735 00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:51,400 But in Italy there is private property. 736 00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:52,600 My. 737 00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:55,400 - Mine, mine! Yeah, okay, I get it. 738 00:56:55,400 --> 00:57:00,000 Now I have to go to the office, because I have to... travail, work. 739 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:03,600 Get dressed. Me too, yes, but what are you wearing? 740 00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:06,400 Under the fur, nothing. 741 00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:10,400 - What size? I don't know. 742 00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:12,800 I always forget. 743 00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:17,400 Well, yes, more or less like her. Only she's stockier. 744 00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:22,200 - A little more... Try to say grr. Grr. 745 00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:25,000 - Grr.- Grr. There, very good. 746 00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:28,600 - The 44. Very good. Anything else? 747 00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:31,200 - Go ahead with the lady. The lady is choosing. 748 00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:33,200 - So it's my turn? Yes. 749 00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:36,600 My girlfriend walks around naked... 750 00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:39,200 ..and I'd like to put something underneath. 751 00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:43,400 Underwear? Knickers, panties, or briefs? 752 00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:49,800 - Good. What color? I don't know what color is in fashion. 753 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:51,600 This year, light blue. 754 00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:54,800 - Celeste? He recommended it to me. 755 00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:57,800 - Good. Look. 756 00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:00,000 We see. 757 00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:03,800 - Shoots. Aren't they big? They're elastic. 758 00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:06,200 - Ah, they fit.- Yes, yes. Very good. 759 00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:10,400 - What size bra? Yeah, you need that too. 760 00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:13,600 My girlfriend has breasts like this. 761 00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:15,600 Jumbo size. 762 00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:28,400 Your ugly cave. 763 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,400 Bella. 764 00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:34,400 No, it's damn beautiful. You ruined the whole wall. 765 00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:38,200 But excuse me, Huk, what have you done? 766 00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:43,200 - No, you don't like it? You like it, but what does condominium say? 767 00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:46,400 Got it? Condominium. These maybe... 768 00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:50,600 Well done, though. From big to small. 769 00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:53,800 Like Pininfarina. Well done. 770 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:57,400 Maybe you study in Brera? 771 00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:59,200 - Brera? To Brera! 772 00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:02,200 - Many started from there. From there? 773 00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:05,200 - Yes, Dali, Van Gogh. What? 774 00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:09,400 No, soft-boiled egg. Van Gogh. He made a lot of money. 775 00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:12,600 - Lots of money, money, silver. Gento. 776 00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:16,200 - Lots and lots of silver, money. Money! 777 00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:20,600 You buy a new car. Now you get dressed. Here, get dressed. 778 00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:24,600 - Get dressed. No, get dressed. You have to get dressed. 779 00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:25,600 - Me? Yes. 780 00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:28,200 Even the underwear and you're good to go. 781 00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:33,600 - Me? Yes, go. Go over there and get dressed. 782 00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:36,000 Go get dressed, get dressed. 783 00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:39,600 Here he made a horse. Here a moose, male and female. 784 00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:43,400 - And this? An African buffalo? Huk ready. 785 00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:54,600 - I'm beautiful. It seems like he's taking the piss out of me. 786 00:59:58,600 --> 00:59:59,600 Hawaiian? 787 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:17,000 Here, I'll leave you here downtown. I work nearby. 788 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:20,400 Yes, it's better. At least here... Please, come. 789 01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:25,000 Come on, Huk. Come on down. Here we are. 790 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:30,200 - It was a pleasure. Bye. Huk alone. 791 01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:32,800 I wouldn't say alone. Look at all the people. 792 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,400 There's the band, the shops. Go wherever you want. Go to Upim. 793 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:41,800 Hook but Gianni. 794 01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:47,400 What, love? You use a very big word. Love, to love. 795 01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:52,600 Rather, Huk friend Gianni. Gianni friend Huk. 796 01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:55,200 - We are friends. Kittens. 797 01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:59,000 Yes, like kittens. Very close friends. One day you'll find a man... 798 01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:02,200 ..you'll get married, start a family, and have lots of children. 799 01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:04,800 - Bini. Lots of children. 800 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:06,400 Bye, goodbye. 801 01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:10,600 Huk sad. Very. 802 01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:15,600 Do you want to make me cry again? 803 01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:17,600 Huh? I'm a sentimentalist. 804 01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:18,800 I felt it. 805 01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:24,200 Go away, go to Via Orefici. Go. 806 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,600 I don't want to see you anymore. 807 01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:32,200 Pucci. What can I do for you, Pucci? 808 01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:36,800 I'm not stupid, am I? I am stupid, yes! 809 01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:40,800 Huk, the fur coat! 810 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:42,800 You forgot the fur, Huk. 811 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:46,200 It's better that way'. 812 01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:51,200 What a miserable mess. 813 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,600 Hello, direction residence? 814 01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:57,200 I'm the cleaner. 815 01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:01,200 Here at the Bertani villa they dirtied an entire wall. 816 01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:03,000 There is also a door that needs repairing. 817 01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:06,800 Yes, the door needs repairing too. And the TV needs replacing. 818 01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:12,000 Yes, good. Send the maintenance team right away. 819 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:20,000 Oh, what are you doing? What are you doing? 820 01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:22,600 I don't have any matches. I can't light a cigarette. 821 01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:25,400 But think about it. Here. 822 01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:31,600 - Thanks. But weren't you in the mountains? 823 01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:35,200 Yes, but then I had a fight with Pucci and told her to stay there. 824 01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:39,600 - Why did you fight? Long story, if you knew. 825 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:43,600 - A Nordic, a Swedish. A Nordic? A Swedish? 826 01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:48,600 You understand? He picked up a foreign girl. Did you get laid? 827 01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:49,800 Marpio. 828 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:54,000 I bought the house, if you need it, the usual fifty. 829 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:57,400 - 350 thousand lire. No! 300, that's fine. 830 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,800 But no, no! 831 01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:12,800 - Good morning. Good morning, what would you like? 832 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:17,400 I read the newspaper. Is this the fur coat? 833 01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:22,600 Yes, that's the one they stole last night. How come you have it? 834 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:26,400 - Who are you? Are you a fence? No, no. 835 01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:30,800 It was given to me by a repentant thief whose name I cannot reveal. 836 01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:33,400 - But, in exchange... I get it, it's blackmail. 837 01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:36,000 - Do you want money? No, no money. 838 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,200 In return, I wanted a favor. Actually, two. 839 01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:41,800 - Tell me. First, I'd like to stay out of it. 840 01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:43,800 I am a respected professional. 841 01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:48,800 She has never seen or met me. 842 01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:50,400 More more. 843 01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:54,400 Okay. And what's the second favor? 844 01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:56,000 The second would be information. 845 01:03:56,200 --> 01:04:00,400 I read that in place of this there was an old, ancient skin. 846 01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:04,200 - Can I see her? It's impossible. Why? 847 01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:07,400 I have a fair amount of knowledge in zoology. 848 01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:12,200 It looked like a prehistoric animal, which lived thousands of years ago. 849 01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:15,600 - It seems absurd, right? LITTLE CHUCK 850 01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:20,600 - Won't it be a cube-cube? Exactly! 851 01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:25,400 So I sent it to the Institute of Natural Sciences for confirmation. 852 01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:27,200 Hey, where is he going? 853 01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:30,000 Excuse me, is this the Institute of Natural Sciences? 854 01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:35,400 Huh? What? 855 01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:42,200 Ah. What should I write? 856 01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:44,400 Name, surname and address. 857 01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:47,400 - Name, surname... Reason for the visit? 858 01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:49,000 I need to see a fur coat. 859 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:51,200 And he comes here with all the beautiful shops that there are in Milan? 860 01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:55,800 But this is from an animal that lived years and years and years ago. 861 01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:58,000 Prehistory department. 862 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:05,400 The tests leave no doubt, it's the skin of a cubu-cubu. 863 01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:09,400 Only schematic drawings remain of this prehistoric feline. 864 01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:12,600 Graffiti in the caves of primitive men. 865 01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:17,400 A mammal, extinct at the beginning of the last glaciation. 866 01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:20,400 - Glaciation? Yes. 867 01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:24,200 It was then that the temperature of our hemisphere dropped. 868 01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:28,800 The ice covered all of Europe from the Pole to the Po Valley. 869 01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:35,600 What's wrong with him? Is he feeling sick? 870 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:42,000 Anxiety. Excuse me. Is it possible that a living being... 871 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:45,000 ..lived during the Ice Age,... 872 01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:49,800 ..remaining in hibernation, can he live to this day? 873 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:53,800 My dear friend. 874 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:58,800 It is the dream of us scholars, but it is extremely unlikely. 875 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,200 They have been extracted... 876 01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:04,000 ..from the ice, in Siberia, in France in an Alpine gorge,... 877 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:09,000 ..many animals, even perfectly preserved mammoths. 878 01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:12,400 But unfortunately, never human beings. As for reviving them? 879 01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:14,000 I don't think that's likely at all! 880 01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,000 - Well, but... But? 881 01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:19,200 A scientific journal says... 882 01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:21,800 ..which by combining the defrosting... 883 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,800 ..to a bombardment with gamma rays,... 884 01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:29,200 ..maybe it would be possible. I disagree. Frescacce! 885 01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:32,600 - Listen, professor. Yes? 886 01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:36,600 What if I told her I found a girlfriend? 887 01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:39,400 His love affairs are none of our business. 888 01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:41,800 Excuse me? I'm talking to the professor. 889 01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:43,400 She sticks her beak in. 890 01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:46,400 I was saying: I found a frozen girl. 891 01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:49,400 -Inside the ice. -Don't talk nonsense! 892 01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:52,000 Let's go. Let's go to the lab. 893 01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:55,200 Well, if I found it... I don't know. 894 01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,400 Excuse me, professor. 895 01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:03,000 - Again? What rays are there in the plates? 896 01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:06,200 - Gamma rays. See? 897 01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:08,400 I found the girl,... 898 01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:11,400 ..I defrosted it, reheated it. 899 01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:14,400 Tatatata! I bombed her. 900 01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:18,400 And now she's alive, alive, alive! 901 01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:19,600 Do you realize? 902 01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:24,600 She's alive! 903 01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:27,800 - But it can't be. Let him talk. 904 01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:32,400 - And where is this girl? Where is she? She's not here. I mean, she is. 905 01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:35,800 To be there, there is. There is, but now there isn't. 906 01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:39,200 But I could find it. 907 01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:40,800 It was at my house until recently. 908 01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:43,200 Just look and we'll find it. 909 01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:46,400 It is the greatest scientific event of the century. 910 01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:50,800 We need to find this creature to examine it, study it. 911 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:54,400 With her, space flights to the edge of the universe... 912 01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:56,400 ..would become reality. 913 01:07:56,400 --> 01:08:00,400 Future astronauts would be frozen in their spaceships. 914 01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:05,000 - And after thousands of light years...- They would come back to life. 915 01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:09,000 Exploring unknown worlds beyond all galaxies. 916 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:12,600 - Let's find it! When we have it in our hands,... 917 01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:15,000 ..we will be able to analyze her organs.- Yes. 918 01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:16,600 - His blood. Yes. 919 01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:19,800 - Weigh her brain and muscles.- Yes, yes. 920 01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:22,400 - Study the stomach, the heart. Yes, yes. 921 01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:26,600 - Piece by piece! Come on, let's catch the girl. 922 01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:30,800 Listen, where's the girl? The one you mentioned. 923 01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:34,200 - Excuse me? The girl. The one who lived at his house. 924 01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:36,800 Which girl? I'm... 925 01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:40,000 Look, I'm not normal. 926 01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:43,400 Hey, be careful because I'm out of my mind. 927 01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:47,200 I'm a bit like that. Professor Paolini also said so. 928 01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:48,400 I have visions. 929 01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:52,000 I'm exhausted. Any minute now... Look! 930 01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:56,000 Zac! There's a rhinoceros! Zac! Look, there's a spider! 931 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:57,600 Beast, I got it! 932 01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:01,600 Oh no, throw it away, throw it away! 933 01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:03,800 He jumps on me! 934 01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:07,800 No, I'm crushing it! Watch out! 935 01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:12,800 I'm crazy, crazy! Hello! I'm flying. Phew! 936 01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:15,400 I'm leaving! 937 01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:18,800 I'm a visionary! Hello, Professor! 938 01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:28,000 I told him, it was impossible. 939 01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:31,200 If we listened to every lunatic. 940 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:34,600 What about the cubu-cubu fur? 941 01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:37,400 There are strange coincidences. 942 01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:42,400 Maybe we scared him. 943 01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:50,400 Stop that gentleman. 944 01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:52,400 Sorry, he's already gone. 945 01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:55,000 Damn, how do you track him down? 946 01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:57,600 - I have your name, surname, and address here. Good. 947 01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:10,000 Here it is, I found it. 948 01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:15,000 Huk, I'll save you. I won't let you tear to pieces... 949 01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:18,800 ..from those two bastards who want to cut out your heart. 950 01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:21,000 Liver, kidneys, everything. 951 01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:24,000 - Huk, come with me. Who is she? What does she want? 952 01:10:24,200 --> 01:10:28,200 - I thought she was a troglodyte. Troglodyte me? Ouch! 953 01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:32,000 What a pain. What an excruciating pain! 954 01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:39,000 What's going on? Make way, make way. 955 01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:42,400 - But what is he doing? You can't stay in trees. 956 01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:46,400 Get out of there. I'll call the fire department. 957 01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:56,800 This is crazy. She's crazy. 958 01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:00,200 No! 959 01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:04,600 I said, get out. It's a public park. Right away. 960 01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:07,200 And who is this? 961 01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:11,000 Excuse me, can I do it? I'm an ACI member. 962 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:14,000 And then I know the young lady well. She's eccentric, but she's not mean. 963 01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:17,000 - You're welcome. Damn it! 964 01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:18,600 - Get down from there right now! No. 965 01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:25,800 - Why not? You don't love me. 966 01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:30,800 Me? I love you very much. 967 01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:32,800 Do you love me? 968 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:36,600 And. 969 01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:42,200 Gianni loves Huk! So much. 970 01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:47,200 As much as as much good. 971 01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:49,000 Gianni Huk. 972 01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:52,200 Huk. Good, good, Huk. 973 01:11:52,800 --> 01:11:54,400 Bad, you don't climb trees. 974 01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:57,800 Why was he up in the tree? And why was he pulling the pine cones? 975 01:11:57,800 --> 01:12:01,600 Here, I... 976 01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:06,000 She's in love. Then they argue, then now peace. 977 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:09,200 - Peace and good. Move on. 978 01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:12,000 Circular. 979 01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:13,400 Circular! 980 01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:18,400 But stop it. Listen, let's be clear. 981 01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:22,800 I looked for you because you are in danger. 982 01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:25,400 They want to kill you. 983 01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:28,200 - Beating? Yes, bad men. 984 01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:32,000 With a knife. They want to cut you up. 985 01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:37,200 Don't make me laugh. Stop it. 986 01:12:38,200 --> 01:12:41,000 I'll take you to my house. Bring you home. I'll hide you. 987 01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:43,000 This way you will be safe and they won't find you. 988 01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:46,800 Oh, oh my god. 989 01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:02,200 - So? Nothing. He hasn't come back yet. 990 01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:06,600 Where am I hiding you? Where, where? 991 01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:12,000 Ah, idea. 992 01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:17,600 Hello? This is Gianni Bertani, looking for Piero Locchi. 993 01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:20,600 A friend. Yes, it's urgent. 994 01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:29,000 - Hey, Gianni, what's up? Finally. 995 01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:36,800 What are you hiding? You rascal! 996 01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:40,400 Come, beautiful stranger. 997 01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:43,400 Who are you? I'm Piero Locchi. 998 01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:45,400 He doesn't understand, sorry. 999 01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:49,400 Is that the foreigner? The Swedish one. 1000 01:13:49,600 --> 01:13:53,400 - The Nordic.- If I told you... Anyway, let's go. 1001 01:13:53,400 --> 01:13:55,400 Yes, yes, let's go. 1002 01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:06,800 Here we are, this is my nest. Do you like it? It's all there. 1003 01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:10,000 Piano bar with drinks, stereo. 1004 01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:13,000 Nice, big, comfortable bed. 1005 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:16,800 - Well, I'm going. No, stay, where are you going? 1006 01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:19,200 - I'll leave you alone. But no, you have to stay. 1007 01:14:19,200 --> 01:14:20,600 - Should I stay? Yes, of course. 1008 01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:22,400 Ah, do you want me to stay? 1009 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,600 I get it, you want to have a threesome. 1010 01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:28,800 I have to pick up Pucci at the station and I'll bring her here. 1011 01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:32,200 - Pucci? Yes. So it's a foursome. 1012 01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:33,200 You're an idiot. 1013 01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:37,200 Now I'm going to the station to pick up Pucci,... 1014 01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:39,600 ..then I'll come back. 1015 01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:42,600 - I'm coming back. No, I'm coming back. 1016 01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:45,600 - I'll be back. Yeah, okay, I'll be back. 1017 01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:49,600 Hi. Where are you going? You have to stay here. 1018 01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:52,000 You stay here, understood? 1019 01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:55,600 - I'll be right back. Be back soon. Are. 1020 01:14:55,600 --> 01:14:59,200 Here. Listen, you look at it for me. Don't forget it. Bye. 1021 01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:05,200 Do we want to create some atmosphere? 1022 01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:10,000 A little music? Voila. 1023 01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:19,000 You like music, huh? Let's give the evening some meaning, shall we? 1024 01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:21,600 Break the ice? Warm up a bit? 1025 01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:25,800 A whiskey? Do you like whiskey? 1026 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,600 Oh yeah, you don't understand anything. 1027 01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:33,800 And one... 1028 01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:38,400 And two. There. 1029 01:15:43,600 --> 01:15:46,800 Hand, hand. Dammela. 1030 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:48,400 Here you are. 1031 01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:52,600 Drink. 1032 01:15:55,400 --> 01:15:57,400 - Good, good. But how do you drink? 1033 01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:04,600 What a beautiful linguine you have. 1034 01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:10,800 Just one more drop, good girl. 1035 01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:12,000 Drink. 1036 01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:18,600 It's starting to take effect. Drink up, come on. 1037 01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:21,200 Come with your Pierino, give me the glass. 1038 01:16:21,400 --> 01:16:23,200 No? Keep it. 1039 01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:27,000 Come with your Pierino who will carry you to the bed. 1040 01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:30,600 Happy to go on the table? 1041 01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:34,000 Good, down. Slowly, there. 1042 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:37,600 No, I'll give you another one later. Yes. 1043 01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:43,600 Now I'll warm you up and get you going. 1044 01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:47,200 Oh, but do you like to hurt? 1045 01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:50,400 You're a sadist. 1046 01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:53,000 Yes, hurt me. 1047 01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:56,600 This is too much. 1048 01:16:56,800 --> 01:17:01,400 You're hurting me too much like this! No! 1049 01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:05,800 But this is a beast. 1050 01:17:24,600 --> 01:17:26,800 Then you have to tell me why you're late. 1051 01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:30,400 A lot of shit happened. It was out of this world. 1052 01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:33,000 - What else happened? We have to save that woman. 1053 01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:34,800 You know that woman from the past? 1054 01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:37,800 Oh, you're starting again. Look, I'm going back to the mountains. 1055 01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:41,200 No, dear. Otherwise those bastards will tear her to pieces. 1056 01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:44,800 Who are they tearing to pieces? You've gotten worse. You're giving me numbers. 1057 01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:47,200 Come on, hurry. He's in danger. 1058 01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:51,400 But where are you taking me? 1059 01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:55,800 You'll meet this girl and you'll understand that I'm not lying. 1060 01:17:55,800 --> 01:18:00,600 Come on, come on, come on. 1061 01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:05,800 - What are you doing? Piero, Huk, open up! 1062 01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:09,400 - Why are you calling Piero? This is his gar onnie're. 1063 01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:12,800 - But it says Salimbeni. Was it supposed to say Rocky? 1064 01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:15,600 La gar onnie're is a secret place. 1065 01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:16,800 Piero! 1066 01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:21,800 - Piero, such a serious person. And yet he has the gar onnie're. 1067 01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:24,800 Open up, guys, it's us! 1068 01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:28,200 - Can't you see there's no one there? Silence. 1069 01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:30,000 What, is there no one there? 1070 01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:34,000 Yeah, there's no one. Damn. 1071 01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:37,200 Do you want to see that he took her away? 'That scoundrel. 1072 01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:40,400 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 1073 01:18:47,600 --> 01:18:50,400 - Yes, who is it? Gianni. It's urgent. 1074 01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:53,000 Extremely urgent. Now? 1075 01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:56,600 Yes, come down. Down? Why? 1076 01:18:56,800 --> 01:19:00,400 Oh, is your wife there? Yes, she is. 1077 01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:03,000 Here. Then you go down or I'll go up. 1078 01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:06,200 Got it? Move it. All right, I'm coming. 1079 01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:14,400 - What's up? Here you are. Oh, hello, Pucci. 1080 01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:16,800 - The girl? Where is she? Which girl? 1081 01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:19,200 The one I left you. 1082 01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:23,200 - Did you leave me a girlfriend? The primitive one, a little strange. 1083 01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:25,600 You left me a primitive girl? Me? 1084 01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:29,600 - Yes, in your gar. Do you have a gar? 1085 01:19:29,600 --> 01:19:32,200 - Me? You're welcome, I've never had one. No, he has one, he has one. 1086 01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:36,400 He's crazy, he's raving. Excuse me, you remember the shark, huh? 1087 01:19:36,600 --> 01:19:40,200 - Pucci, he's schizophrenic, right? Yes, he's a little exhausted. 1088 01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:44,000 What, exhausted. Shame on you, shame on you! 1089 01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:47,800 You don't speak because she's there. Shame on you, lying to yourself. 1090 01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:51,400 I've got an idea. Come on, I'll show you. 1091 01:19:52,600 --> 01:19:56,000 Me, a gar onnière? With a wife as beautiful as you? 1092 01:19:56,200 --> 01:19:59,800 Come on! Oh, what are you doing? No! 1093 01:20:01,600 --> 01:20:04,400 - Here are the keys. Goodbye. Stop, madam, stop! 1094 01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:06,600 - Wait a minute, stop. What is it? 1095 01:20:06,600 --> 01:20:08,200 Good evening. 1096 01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:12,000 Can you tell my girlfriend what happened this morning? 1097 01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:15,600 - What happened? What happened? 1098 01:20:15,600 --> 01:20:20,000 - Really, I don't know. Don't you remember? I came here. 1099 01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:22,000 - Her? Yes. But I don't know her. 1100 01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:26,200 - Excuse me a moment, please. You're welcome. 1101 01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:30,600 - Did they steal your fur coat? Yes, that's true. 1102 01:20:30,800 --> 01:20:34,200 Don't you remember? I brought it back to you. Look at me. 1103 01:20:34,400 --> 01:20:37,400 Her? I've never seen her or met her. 1104 01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:41,600 I understand that she wants to keep her word, but it's Pucci. 1105 01:20:41,800 --> 01:20:43,000 She's my girlfriend. 1106 01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:45,600 I can't tell you stories. I have to tell the truth. 1107 01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:48,000 I told her no and I repeat it again. 1108 01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:50,800 I've never seen her. Never, never, never. 1109 01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:53,600 More more more. More. 1110 01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:57,200 - More, more, more? More. 1111 01:20:57,400 --> 01:20:58,600 But how? 1112 01:21:05,600 --> 01:21:08,800 Now come with me. Something just occurred to me. 1113 01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:12,600 Come on, I'll show you. 1114 01:21:14,600 --> 01:21:18,200 Okay. They say... But what do they say? 1115 01:21:19,800 --> 01:21:24,600 Come on, Pucci. Look at the graffiti. Look. 1116 01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:31,200 Puccio, calm down. 1117 01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:35,800 - I feel sick.- What if I see graffiti? Yes, I do. 1118 01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:38,800 - But I don't see them. Puccio, calm down. 1119 01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:42,600 I don't understand why. Oh, there I am! The television. 1120 01:21:42,600 --> 01:21:46,600 She broke it with the ashtray. Here it is, look at it. 1121 01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:51,000 The TV is fine. It's me who isn't. 1122 01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:55,200 Calm down. I'm going to unpack in the meantime, okay? Calm down. 1123 01:21:57,400 --> 01:22:00,400 - Anxiety. Anxiety. Calm down. 1124 01:22:00,600 --> 01:22:03,000 Anxiety. Do you know what I do? 1125 01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:06,600 A nice hot tub. 1126 01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:08,600 It relaxes me. 1127 01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:19,000 How good I feel. 1128 01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:22,600 Puccio, enough with the mountains. The snow is bad for you. 1129 01:22:23,200 --> 01:22:26,200 The cavewoman. 1130 01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:28,200 I imagined it. 1131 01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:29,600 It doesn't exist. 1132 01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:33,400 Do you know where we're going this summer? To Brazil. 1133 01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:36,600 The beaches of Rio, of Copacabana. 1134 01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:41,000 I bought a swimsuit. I'll show it to you later. 1135 01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:08,400 Ah, the bubbles are scratching me! 1136 01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:16,400 Professor, look. 1137 01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:38,200 It's her. Let's go. 1138 01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:24,400 Honey, I'm cured. 1139 01:24:24,400 --> 01:24:28,200 I'm fine. It was all a hallucination. 1140 01:24:28,200 --> 01:24:30,000 Huk is a hallucination. 1141 01:24:33,800 --> 01:24:35,600 Pucci, listen... 1142 01:24:35,800 --> 01:24:39,400 She's not there. What if she's a hallucination too? 1143 01:25:06,800 --> 01:25:10,600 The troglodyte regains consciousness. 1144 01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:17,400 - Won't he go into shock? Don't worry. 1145 01:25:17,800 --> 01:25:20,400 We have reconstructed its natural habitat exactly,... 1146 01:25:20,400 --> 01:25:22,200 ..precisely to avoid trauma. 1147 01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:35,600 Quick, raw meat! 1148 01:25:43,400 --> 01:25:45,400 - But what does he want? He probably wants fish. 1149 01:25:45,400 --> 01:25:48,000 - Good job, fish! Raw fish! PANTS! 1150 01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:53,000 Stop it, police! This is kidnapping. 1151 01:25:53,200 --> 01:25:56,200 It's true! They drugged me and kidnapped me. 1152 01:25:56,400 --> 01:25:59,000 Wait a minute. It's for the good of science. 1153 01:25:59,200 --> 01:26:02,600 This woman lived 30,000 years ago. She's a troglodyte. 1154 01:26:02,800 --> 01:26:05,600 - A troglodyte. Ma quale troglodita? 1155 01:26:05,800 --> 01:26:08,400 Are you crazy? Free my woman immediately. 1156 01:26:08,800 --> 01:26:10,200 Elisa Marzotti. 1157 01:26:10,200 --> 01:26:13,200 Born in Biella, July 9, 1960. 1158 01:26:13,600 --> 01:26:16,200 Show him the American Express. 1159 01:26:16,800 --> 01:26:19,200 Cheers to us. 1160 01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:26,400 - How's the soup? Deng! 1161 01:26:27,800 --> 01:26:30,200 - I'm happy. Listen, dear. 1162 01:26:30,400 --> 01:26:33,800 Now that I'm healed, you'll always stay with me, right? 1163 01:26:34,400 --> 01:26:36,000 I will always be with you, Puccio. 1164 01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:43,000 I feel good, you know? Really fit. 1165 01:26:43,400 --> 01:26:46,000 And then it's nice to be here with you, in this... 1166 01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:49,200 ..this beautiful house of ours with beautiful furniture,... 1167 01:26:49,600 --> 01:26:52,600 ..some nice sofas, with our beautiful garden. 1168 01:26:59,200 --> 01:27:03,000 -What's going on? What's wrong? I'm having a bad stomachache. 1169 01:27:03,800 --> 01:27:08,000 - Where are you going? I'm having a relapse. I'm going out... 1170 01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:09,600 ..to get some fresh air. 1171 01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:12,400 Do you want some chamomile tea to make you feel better? 1172 01:27:12,600 --> 01:27:14,200 Thank you, very kind. 1173 01:27:29,000 --> 01:27:32,400 Ah, so I'm not crazy. 1174 01:27:32,400 --> 01:27:35,400 You really exist. 1175 01:27:36,400 --> 01:27:39,000 - Sure, you exist. You're bad. 1176 01:27:39,400 --> 01:27:42,400 - Bad? Why? You love another woman. 1177 01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:44,400 You don't love Huk. 1178 01:27:45,600 --> 01:27:48,200 But she's Pucci, my girlfriend, my woman. 1179 01:27:48,200 --> 01:27:50,000 Come on, at least that way... 1180 01:27:51,200 --> 01:27:54,000 - You love another woman. Ouch! 1181 01:27:56,200 --> 01:27:58,800 What a piercing pain in my melon! 1182 01:27:59,200 --> 01:28:01,200 Here's the chamomile, Puccio. 1183 01:28:03,000 --> 01:28:07,000 Puccio? Puccio? 1184 01:28:08,600 --> 01:28:09,800 But where are you? 1185 01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:16,200 Huk, you know I really like you? 1186 01:28:16,600 --> 01:28:18,600 Even if you are 30,000 years old. 1187 01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:23,200 Apart from the fact that I've never liked girls. 1188 01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:27,200 Gianni, I love you. 1189 01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:41,800 I love you too. It seems like a beautiful dream to me. 1190 01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:43,200 A fairy tale. 1191 01:29:06,600 --> 01:29:11,600 - Gianni, stop sleeping. 1192 01:29:13,200 --> 01:29:14,600 And? 1193 01:29:16,600 --> 01:29:18,400 - You my man. Yes. 1194 01:29:18,600 --> 01:29:19,600 You hunt. 1195 01:29:20,000 --> 01:29:23,200 Yes, but I don't have a license... 1196 01:29:23,200 --> 01:29:25,000 ..not guns. 1197 01:29:26,800 --> 01:29:29,200 You... hunt. 1198 01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:32,000 And we... eat. 1199 01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:35,400 Oh, with a club. Yes, but what? 1200 01:29:37,000 --> 01:29:39,000 - Cover it. Cover it. 1201 01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:41,600 Small? Big? What's it like? 1202 01:29:41,800 --> 01:29:44,000 - Cover it! Cover it. 1203 01:29:44,800 --> 01:29:47,200 I'm going. 1204 01:29:53,600 --> 01:29:55,600 I'll go, kill him, and come back. 1205 01:29:57,200 --> 01:30:00,800 Cover it! Cover it! 1206 01:30:55,200 --> 01:30:57,800 Happy? The big day has finally arrived. 1207 01:30:58,200 --> 01:30:59,800 After almost a year. 1208 01:30:59,800 --> 01:31:03,200 Schizophrenia must be treated with a lot of patience. 1209 01:31:03,400 --> 01:31:05,200 And her boyfriend, he knows,... 1210 01:31:05,200 --> 01:31:07,600 ..he was absolutely resistant to any treatment. 1211 01:31:07,600 --> 01:31:11,000 - Is he okay now? Very good. You'll see for yourself. 1212 01:31:11,200 --> 01:31:13,800 Miss Raffaeli, let Mr. Bertani in. 1213 01:31:13,800 --> 01:31:15,600 And will he be able to work again? 1214 01:31:15,600 --> 01:31:17,600 Sure, it's become very normal. 1215 01:31:24,600 --> 01:31:28,600 What's wrong with him? 1216 01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:32,600 Side effects of electroshock. They will disappear. 1217 01:31:39,200 --> 01:31:40,000 Hi. 1218 01:31:40,800 --> 01:31:42,400 Don't you call me Pucci anymore? 1219 01:31:43,600 --> 01:31:45,600 - Can I call her Pucci? Isn't that your Pucci? 1220 01:31:46,200 --> 01:31:49,800 - Hi, Elisa. It doesn't seem very normal to me. 1221 01:31:50,200 --> 01:31:52,000 Very normal. He even recognized her. 1222 01:31:52,200 --> 01:31:54,400 Do we want to try asking him some questions? 1223 01:31:54,800 --> 01:31:56,000 Who is Huk? 1224 01:31:56,600 --> 01:31:58,000 And? 1225 01:31:59,600 --> 01:32:02,800 Huk? I don't know, I don't know any Huk. What is it? 1226 01:32:03,000 --> 01:32:06,000 - Don't you remember the troglodyte anymore? The troglodyte? 1227 01:32:07,200 --> 01:32:08,400 Which? 1228 01:32:08,600 --> 01:32:12,200 The hibernating one, which emerged from the glacier after 30,000 years. 1229 01:32:12,600 --> 01:32:16,200 Are you kidding me? There are no troglodytes, no. 1230 01:32:16,400 --> 01:32:18,000 See? Happy? 1231 01:32:18,200 --> 01:32:22,000 - But it's strange. What's strange? 1232 01:32:22,600 --> 01:32:26,200 If there is no troglodyte, who have I fallen in love with? 1233 01:32:26,600 --> 01:32:28,800 About me, Puccio! 1234 01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:31,800 No, not about you. And not about her either. 1235 01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:35,200 Side effects. 1236 01:32:35,600 --> 01:32:37,200 Most recoverable. 1237 01:32:38,000 --> 01:32:42,400 Well, I'm off, okay? Goodbye, Professor, thank you. 1238 01:32:42,400 --> 01:32:45,200 - Good evening, ma'am. Do you want me to accompany you, darling? 1239 01:32:45,200 --> 01:32:49,200 - No, thanks, I'll go alone. Leave it, he needs solitude. 1240 01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:53,000 I didn't fall in love with her either. 1241 01:32:54,600 --> 01:32:56,600 How long do you want to stay alone? 1242 01:32:58,400 --> 01:32:59,800 Forever. 1243 01:33:04,200 --> 01:33:07,800 If I can get the gears up, I'll come up. Come on, come on. 1244 01:33:07,800 --> 01:33:10,600 Come on, go on. 1245 01:33:19,000 --> 01:33:21,600 Go ahead, go ahead. 1246 01:34:06,800 --> 01:34:09,000 Bye bye. 1247 01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:12,600 I've never seen you but it feels like I've known you forever. 1248 01:34:13,600 --> 01:34:16,400 You may have seen me in Vogue. I'm Huk. 1249 01:34:16,600 --> 01:34:20,200 I now work in high fashion. I specialize in furs. 1250 01:34:20,400 --> 01:34:24,600 - I don't read it. But it's strange. What? 1251 01:34:25,400 --> 01:34:28,000 I don't know you, yet I already feel that I love you. 1252 01:34:28,200 --> 01:34:31,800 Yes, I love you. But do you love me too? 1253 01:34:32,400 --> 01:34:34,800 - Deng! Deng?